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Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS) 

A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.
Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!

boof ass nigga 

that boof ass nigga got robbed of all dem goodies
boof ass nigga by boofassniggas December 16, 2018

Boof ass bitch 

When someone does something annoying and frustrating
Ryan: Hey man you're so lucky you have Mr. Dave for chemistry
Ilya: That dosen't matter, chemistry is chemistry, regardless of teachers
Ryan: You boof ass bitch! That makes no sense!
Boof ass bitch by hulk1823 October 9, 2018

boof assist 

When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.
Yeah the night started out good. Gary gave me a boof assist and I really started rolling balls.

Boof Assist 

To help you're partner or friend ingest or smuggle drugs in the anus.
Hey Steve security looks pretty tight up there no way there getting my blow here put this in my ass it will only take a second. No problem bro I'm always ready with the boof assist.
Boof Assist by Tipperwook October 14, 2019
Idk even know something this Russian girl said
She’s a 🕵️ ♀️ I think it means some type of code
You are a boofass
boofass by Hdsisjdsnddmddmd November 26, 2020