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Bad Bootyhole 

What you have when you don’t wash your ass,and/or when you’ve eaten something that’ll give you a bad bootyhole.
“Damn,Robert”.....”I ate that salad tonight,and now I have a bad bootyhole”.
Bad Bootyhole by jimd8498 April 13, 2019

bosshole 

an employer of a particularly evil nature, completely devoid of empathy or concern for anyone else. the deadly hybrid of boss and asshole.
"I missed the birthday party because my bosshole made me stay late"
bosshole by heather of canada February 8, 2009

bootyholeman 

A guy that goes around buttholing people and engaging in general boothyhole related activities
Person 1: Kyle did you eat his Butt last night

Person 2: yes and I ate your dad’s too

Person 1: you’re such a bootyholeman
bootyholeman by big but toucher November 5, 2018

boobshelf 

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.
My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.

bootyhole cancer 

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !

boobshake 

A casual, modern way to introduce yourself to a female.

It is the handshake of the 21st century.
It was nice meeting Susan, but it wasn't until I gave her a nice firm boobshake that I was able to ascertain her personality.
boobshake by SRP November 22, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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