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boobshelf 

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.
My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.
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Photo Bombshell 

A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.
Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."

bombshellin 

Verb- to wear a abnormally padded bra or other device that makes your boobs look 10 times (2 cup sizes) bigger.
-"Girl, you bombshellin? Your boobs look even bigger than Rachel's!"

"Yo, Gretchen must be bombshellin today... she's about to topple over from the size of those things.
bombshellin by RaeiGiei July 9, 2011

Bombshell Tonight 

The phrase Nancy Grace uses to add a sense of urgency to every mundane detail that comes out about whatever criminal case she's been droning on about
Nancy Grace: Bombshell tonight!!! Casey Anthony paints her toe-nails in the Orange County Jail. To discuss this, here's three nobodies and a TV judge in four separate panels!

And on that bombshell 

The phrase used by Jeremy Clarkson at the end of a Top Gear episode (before he got sacked). Since replaced by 'And on that terrible disappointment' on The Grand Tour.
Sometimes ends on an actual bombshell, almost always ends with Jeremy waving goodbye at the end.
And on that bombshell it is time to end, thank you very much for watching, see you next week, good night!

bombshell 

Adrianna Lima is a bombshell!
bombshell by Ms. Terry September 27, 2006

bookshelf ass 

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on
yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass
bookshelf ass by ronnie_e May 14, 2009