3 definitions by big but toucher

Boner champ

one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment

i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ

I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox

Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ

by big but toucher December 12, 2016

bootyholeman

A guy that goes around buttholing people and engaging in general boothyhole related activities

Person 1: Kyle did you eat his Butt last night

Person 2: yes and I ate your dad’s too

Person 1: you’re such a bootyholeman

by big but toucher November 6, 2018

boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 12, 2016