bonting

(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)

The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.

by alljokingaside September 7, 2021

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

bonding moment

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember

“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”

by andlance September 8, 2018

Bro bonding

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together

Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time

by Henry's Z October 24, 2016

bonding moment

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?

"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"

by ultranips July 11, 2017

Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016