bonok

Bonok, originating from a poorly coordinated letter reactions on a discord message, was supposed to be bonk. Bonok however, is the entity of horny protection. We all know “bonk, go to horny jail” but Bonok is he which watches over the hornies, he protects from the horny, and he bonks those which are horny. He is a protector, a spirit of purity and protection. He often manifests in the form of a hammer, similar to the IOS hammer emoji. His other forms are various blunt weaponry. Other forms are unknown.

The founder and creator of Bonok is Lucius xxxxxx though the others on the server choose to believe he belongs to all. Credit Lucius.

Guy 1: haha secks

Guy 2: Bonk, go to horny jail
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: it’s time for you to go
Guy 1: ??? Huh
Guy 2: I’m sorry, you must be bonked.. Bonok is coming for you

Guy 1: what the fuck

by Lucky little Lucius April 15, 2021

bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"

Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

by da.ryl April 16, 2018

bonk machine

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

bonkathon

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days

Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month

by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.

Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.

by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Titty Bonkers

A Massachusetts term meaning absolutely fucking crazy.

Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!

by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021