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Bonok, originating from a poorly coordinated letter reactions on a discord message, was supposed to be bonk. Bonok however, is the entity of horny protection. We all know “bonk, go to horny jail” but Bonok is he which watches over the hornies, he protects from the horny, and he bonks those which are horny. He is a protector, a spirit of purity and protection. He often manifests in the form of a hammer, similar to the IOS hammer emoji. His other forms are various blunt weaponry. Other forms are unknown.

The founder and creator of Bonok is Lucius xxxxxx though the others on the server choose to believe he belongs to all. Credit Lucius.
Guy 1: haha secks

Guy 2: Bonk, go to horny jail
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: it’s time for you to go
Guy 1: ??? Huh
Guy 2: I’m sorry, you must be bonked.. Bonok is coming for you

Guy 1: what the fuck
bonok by Lucky little Lucius April 15, 2021
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bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018
Related Words

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days
Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month
bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006
To hit someone for saying something suggestive
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking
Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Bonke Monke 

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.
Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.
Bonke Monke by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Titty Bonkers 

A Massachusetts term meaning absolutely fucking crazy.
Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!
Titty Bonkers by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021