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just gun is just a bonoko
bonoko by n000b23456 February 16, 2024
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Bonkowski is a last name of polish origin & is a rare polish surname.

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' Rivka Bonkowski.
'Is Rivka Bonkowski Polish?'

'Yes she is rare & unique'
Bonkowski by polishdoll February 22, 2022
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To be caught doing something wrong or illegal by an authority figure
"Guys, we have to leave now or we'll be bonko'd !!"
Bonko'd by Dindillinder August 28, 2016

Boosted Bonobo 

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Boosted Bonobo by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Sticky bonobo 

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm
Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo
Sticky bonobo by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019
She is the sweetest girl you'll meet, shes friendly, attractive, she is a ride or die like no other, she is the girl that you can always rely on.
Ask Bonolo she gives the best advice.
Bonolo by Nyiii May 18, 2020
Very sexy attractive woman who is able to steal the attention of the opposite sex without even trying.Very flirty appearance but uneasy to approach.Often very dramatic and controlling in terms of getting whatever she wants.She's the type who puts herself first all the time but you don't want to see her angry.She's people's person.Hates being seen vulnerable.Her pride always comes first.
(bonolo) will become (bonoloness)
bonolo by Sonia Walker December 7, 2017
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