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Briggsy Bongos 

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.
Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.
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Mongos on bongos 

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.
By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!
Mongos on bongos by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

Bongostan 

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.
Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?
Bongostan by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

Beantown Belly Bongos 

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010
Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).
Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!
bongoed by Zo0 September 14, 2008

bongosphere 

n. The state or place where the things that make sense to you when you are high are true.
Doc finally understood the Grand Unifying Theory of Creation; but he forgot to document it before he sobered up and stepped out of the bongosphere.
bongosphere by 1bigdork September 1, 2004