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bongnesia 

Forgetfulness after hitting a bong repeatedly, amnesia from bong hits
After arguing for 30 minutes about who hit the bong last, we knew we had a case of bongnesia... bong amnesia smokingweedmarijuana
bongnesia by homiehouse June 14, 2011
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bonneriah 

excessive or many boners that guys cannot control
Man i think Mr. MCcorkle has bonneriah!
bonneriah by ydnam May 1, 2008
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bonneriah 

excessive or many boners that guys cannot control
Man i think Mr. MCcorkle has bonneriah!
bonneriah by ydnam May 1, 2008
boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.
boobnesia by magpad November 19, 2010

Bangnesia 

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again
Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!
Bangnesia by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

Bagnesia 

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.
"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."
Bagnesia by Tcup May 4, 2010

Bongrexia 

When you smoke a lot of weed your appetite can go down when your not high. This is Bongrexia, Weedrexia, Potrexia osv. The best way get hungry again is to not smoke for a while. or you could smoke more and then get the munchies...
Henrik: Hey man wanna grab a kebab?
Eirik: No man last week has given me a real bad case of Bongrexia.
Henrik: Okey man, i've got a little piece of bubble inside, we could light that up and then go to eat.
Eirik: Sounds like a plan...
Bongrexia by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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