bongoed 

Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!

bongoed by Zo0 September 14, 2008

um-bongoed 

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

um-bongoed by Weather Eye December 11, 2007

Coco Bongoed 

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

Coco Bongoed by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Bongled 

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.

Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.

Bongled by CxLolz June 15, 2018

Bongled 

A laptop that is completely fucked

here mate, this laptop is bongled

Bongled by Brokied IT June 20, 2022

Bongoled 

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong

"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"

Bongoled by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

Blue Bonged by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018