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This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.
Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass
bongo tit by Halikosl August 29, 2009
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Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.
Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!
Bongo Titties by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

beer bong from the tit 

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit

beer bong from the tit 

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit
1. (v)When a girl with large breasts holds a bong between them and lets someone partake in the bong.

2. (n)Tits large enough to hold a bong between them successfully.
1. "Dude, who wants to do some bong tits tonight? Jen, can you help us?"

2."Man, she has some serious bong tits!"
Bong tits by TheWonderfulWizardOfOz October 22, 2009
When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.
Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
Bong tits by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009

Bong Titty 

The phenomenon of heightened male breast growth due to increased estrogen levels resultant of excessive marijuana intake. Usually take the shape of a flacid torpedo.
Ya see the bong titty on that dude
Bong Titty by ssi January 26, 2007
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