Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.
Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009
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