Bongsmith

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.

I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.

by Mitchass July 15, 2009

BenSmithing

(v) A political tactic that disguises itself as journalism in order to protect Democrats, most specifically Barack Obama.

1. Something happens or is discovered that might hurt Obama.

2. That something is discovered in the alternative media and uncovered.

3. Ben Smith (or the equally dishonest PolitiFact and Media Matters) pretend to investigate it, write something up disguised as "definitive," and then hand the complicit media an excuse to ignore it.

The BenSmithing of the Obama-Bill Ayers connection deprived the American people of learning the truth.

Dude, did you see how the Eric Holder/Black Panther story got BenSmithed at Politico?

by FAUXbamaFailed August 12, 2012

songsmith

Microsoft's new horrible song making program, generally used for the LULZ. You can death metal + songsmith, and it sounds very happy!

Songsmith fucked my ears

by penisasd February 9, 2009

Songsmith

Verb:
1. To rape someone's mind with terrible, synthetic music.
2. To write bad music.

Noun:
1. A moron with awful taste.
2. Someone you shouldn't be friends with.

Example of verb:
"Hey guys, I wanna songsmith you with this N*Sync remix I just made!!!"

Example of noun:
"That emo kid who enjoys My Chemical Romance is such a songsmith."

by Paul_Blogala January 15, 2009

bongmitzvah

A gathering with just a couple of people or a whole party that are there to smoke weed.

"Hey i was thinking, bongmitzvah this weekend?"

"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."

by meggiedough November 15, 2009

boobsmith

a man that works on and enlarges boobs

that boobsmith is super lucky,he gets to look at boobs all the time

by mykel November 24, 2003

bongshite

Filthy black foul smelling gunge that builds up on the bongs of people who smoke mixes (where dirty low grade cannibis resin is mixed with cigarette tobacco and the whole lot is "toasted" then powdered)

whoever spilled that can lick that cunting bongshite of my carpet, next time you come in my house bring some fucking proper drugs

by Refribuleyne Reticulator March 21, 2004