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Bongsmith 

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.
I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.
Bongsmith by Mitchass July 15, 2009
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BenSmithing 

(v) A political tactic that disguises itself as journalism in order to protect Democrats, most specifically Barack Obama.

1. Something happens or is discovered that might hurt Obama.

2. That something is discovered in the alternative media and uncovered.

3. Ben Smith (or the equally dishonest PolitiFact and Media Matters) pretend to investigate it, write something up disguised as "definitive," and then hand the complicit media an excuse to ignore it.
The BenSmithing of the Obama-Bill Ayers connection deprived the American people of learning the truth.

Dude, did you see how the Eric Holder/Black Panther story got BenSmithed at Politico?
BenSmithing by FAUXbamaFailed August 12, 2012

songsmith 

Microsoft's new horrible song making program, generally used for the LULZ. You can death metal + songsmith, and it sounds very happy!
Songsmith fucked my ears
songsmith by penisasd February 9, 2009

Songsmith 

Verb:
1. To rape someone's mind with terrible, synthetic music.
2. To write bad music.

Noun:
1. A moron with awful taste.
2. Someone you shouldn't be friends with.
Example of verb:
"Hey guys, I wanna songsmith you with this N*Sync remix I just made!!!"

Example of noun:
"That emo kid who enjoys My Chemical Romance is such a songsmith."
Songsmith by Paul_Blogala January 15, 2009

bongmitzvah 

A gathering with just a couple of people or a whole party that are there to smoke weed.
"Hey i was thinking, bongmitzvah this weekend?"

"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."
bongmitzvah by meggiedough November 15, 2009

boobsmith 

a man that works on and enlarges boobs
that boobsmith is super lucky,he gets to look at boobs all the time
boobsmith by mykel November 24, 2003

bongshite 

Filthy black foul smelling gunge that builds up on the bongs of people who smoke mixes (where dirty low grade cannibis resin is mixed with cigarette tobacco and the whole lot is "toasted" then powdered)
whoever spilled that can lick that cunting bongshite of my carpet, next time you come in my house bring some fucking proper drugs
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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