bongoism 

the act of discrimmnation ageinst someone for the tpye of bongos he/she/they/it have in their possession

chad 1: ay yo, you cant hang with us.
chad 2: don't be like that, why?
chad 1: you got blue bongos.
chad 2: yo thats straigth up bongoism
brad: ya thats fucked up

bongoism by handle already used by sum1 September 4, 2020

dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

bongism 

The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.

Stoner#1: Dude

Stoner#2: Dude

Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man

Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly

Stoner#1: Whoa

bongism by ThatSurferDude October 8, 2013

Bongtism 

Falling over onto you bong and getting bong juice all over thy self giving your a baptism with bong juice hence the word bongtism

Holy fack boys I just damn near gave myself a bongtism

Bongtism by WontonNoodles November 26, 2019