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Bongistan 

Fictional former U.S.S.R. republic in eastern Europe which is shaped suspiciously like a bong. Originally from a bit on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Osama bin Laden may be hiding out in Bongistan.
Bongistan by Steve Kerrigan September 11, 2005
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Bongostan 

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.
Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?
Bongostan by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

bongsman 

A practitioner of the bong. One who has mastered the skill of loading the chamber with the optimal density of smoke prior to clearing the tube.
"Oh...phat toke Adam! You are truly a bongsman like no other. In fact, I think you may be the original bongsman. That was like magic."
bongsman by Adamsie April 24, 2007
Where user of online bulletin board or chatroom is sent when banned from the site by the moderator, usually for abusive behavior, trolling or spamming.
Troll_7462 insulted everybody he encountered on the board, so moderator sent him to Banistan.
banistan by heynowwassup November 17, 2010

bankistan 

a nickname for bankstown, a notorious area in sydney which is densely populated with middle-eastern migrants.
that guy has a mullet, he must be from bankistan.
bankistan by lek shuuuu December 21, 2010
Banistan is a slang parable introduced into speech by Russian mercenaries, which implies a veiled distant country (often the "third world"), where there is a war, armed conflict or other fighting.
It is used with a subtext when there is no possibility or need for disclosure a specific geographical location. The etymological meaning comes from the word banana (banana Republic) and the endings "stan", which are common to some countries and regions of the Middle East Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Dagestan, etc. A parallel is also drawn with a Kalashnikov magazine shape that resembles the shape of a banana - therefore, in Banistan on clips, and bananocplips.
Hey wagner, How much for a trip to Banistan?
Banistan by Fronta1499 April 24, 2022