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Ow my boliox
by Thesilversock May 24, 2016
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bolloxology

Elaborately constructed nonsense, especially philosophical, political or religious. Also: crapology crudology
by Tony Macnabb March 2, 2007
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bollox

Irish/UK/possibly also Australian slang term meaning:
1)testicles
2)bullshit
3)slightly affectionate term of abuse

alternate spellings:Bollix, Bollocks
1) Aaargh right in the bollox!
2) What a load of bollox...
3) AAgh you made me spill my drink, ye little bollox!
by el-presidente May 5, 2005
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ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker
A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.
by Gem September 23, 2004
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bollox

An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."

Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
by edjog November 7, 2005
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bolloxed

Adj.
Irish slang.
1. Used to describe something that is ruined or broken.
2. To be in a troublesome situations.
Rel. banjaxed, screwed, fucked up
1. I dropped my iPod down the stairwell. It's bolloxed.
2. When I saw the blue lights come on in the rearview mirror, I knew I was completely bolloxed
by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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Bollox Juggler

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual
Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !
by Mister AK May 6, 2010
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