boliox 

A boys little left ball testical

Ow my boliox

boliox by Thesilversock May 24, 2016

bolloxology

Elaborately constructed nonsense, especially philosophical, political or religious. Also: crapology crudology

Screw that fundamentalist bolloxology.

bolloxology by Tony Macnabb March 2, 2007

bollox 

Irish/UK/possibly also Australian slang term meaning:
1)testicles
2)bullshit
3)slightly affectionate term of abuse

alternate spellings:Bollix, Bollocks

1) Aaargh right in the bollox!
2) What a load of bollox...
3) AAgh you made me spill my drink, ye little bollox!

bollox by el-presidente May 5, 2005

ask-me-bollox 

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

ask-me-bollox by Gem September 23, 2004

bollox 

An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.

Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."

Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"

bollox by edjog November 7, 2005

bolloxed 

Adj.
Irish slang.
1. Used to describe something that is ruined or broken.
2. To be in a troublesome situations.
Rel. banjaxed, screwed, fucked up

1. I dropped my iPod down the stairwell. It's bolloxed.
2. When I saw the blue lights come on in the rearview mirror, I knew I was completely bolloxed

bolloxed by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

Bollox Juggler 

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual

Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !

Bollox Juggler by Mister AK May 6, 2010