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bowliosis 

having a chronic bowl hair cut. Anyone who sustains the bowl cut for longer than two weeks can officially be diagnosed with benevolent bowliosis. the only known cure is a pair of scissors and or clippers. survivers of bowliosis often face ridicule during the weeks following recovery.
"dude did you see jordans new haircut?"
"yeah, devastating case of bowliosis.."
bowliosis by christophermc March 26, 2010
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bowliosis 

the miracle cure to satisfy that which plagues you.
I need some bowliosis to cure that hangover.
bowliosis by mfmike February 9, 2008

Bowliosis 

Getting bent out of shape because it's way past time to have a bowl. Kind of like hangry, but with weed replacing food.
"My mood has been awful all day, and I don't know why." "You've got bowliosis! I've got an edible here if you want one."
Bowliosis by dickbuttyoloswag420 October 8, 2018

bowliosis 

weed to put in a bowl

in the spirit of "bowlage"
hey, you got bowliosis?
bowliosis by jiggajilly July 22, 2006

baliosis 

When you’re a battyman with a 1 inch woodineh
When rushil moves to gyal with his 1 inch woodineh, he conducts baliosis. He then gets rejected and moves to mandem instead. What a battyman.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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