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bowliosis 

having a chronic bowl hair cut. Anyone who sustains the bowl cut for longer than two weeks can officially be diagnosed with benevolent bowliosis. the only known cure is a pair of scissors and or clippers. survivers of bowliosis often face ridicule during the weeks following recovery.
"dude did you see jordans new haircut?"
"yeah, devastating case of bowliosis.."
bowliosis by christophermc March 26, 2010
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bowliosis 

the miracle cure to satisfy that which plagues you.
I need some bowliosis to cure that hangover.
bowliosis by mfmike February 9, 2008

Bowliosis 

Getting bent out of shape because it's way past time to have a bowl. Kind of like hangry, but with weed replacing food.
"My mood has been awful all day, and I don't know why." "You've got bowliosis! I've got an edible here if you want one."
Bowliosis by dickbuttyoloswag420 October 8, 2018

bowliosis 

weed to put in a bowl

in the spirit of "bowlage"
hey, you got bowliosis?
bowliosis by jiggajilly July 22, 2006

baliosis 

When you’re a battyman with a 1 inch woodineh
When rushil moves to gyal with his 1 inch woodineh, he conducts baliosis. He then gets rejected and moves to mandem instead. What a battyman.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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