Gem's definitions

piss-clip

An idea invented by my friend and I on a drunken night out; piss-clips are large clips, similar to hair clips, which are used to hold up the rolls of fat on clinically obese people so that when they sit down to piss the excess fat doesn't sag into the toilet and get in the way. Can also be used as a term of abuse, for example:

"She's so fat she needs piss-clips!"

or, more simply:

"You stupid piss-clip!"

by Gem April 13, 2005

meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

by Gem April 25, 2005

Silver shimmer

When you fuck a old lady with white pr gray hair. Then cum on her hair

I gave a granny a silver shimmer last night

by Gem May 1, 2016

Bubble vicious

a vicious girl with a big butt

That girl is bubble vicious

by Gem May 31, 2018

Bobcat

A woman who used to be a cougar but has gotten too old

That woman’s not a cougar she’s a bobcat

by Gem May 31, 2018

Queer Duck

A show about a gay duck and his friends.

Queer Duck! He's Intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual!

by GEM July 26, 2004

ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

by Gem September 23, 2004