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boejob

The sexual act of giving an over-the-pants handjob in a movie theater while vaping in a pregnant woman's face.
1. Did you hear about the US Senator caught giving a boejob at the Beetlejuice movie?
2. Talk about reaching out to your constituents.
by andyrichtermortis September 19, 2023
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BoJob

The act of receiving fellatio in a Bojangles bathroom
Dude remember that slut Amia?

Yah man she gave me my first BoJob
by King of the Brocean December 3, 2010
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Bobjob

A bobjob is a simple handjob performed with the intention of the finish being a 'moneyshot.'
"How much do you charge for a bobjob?" "$30 should suffice"
by RussianZack April 3, 2013
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bojob

The act of using ones elbow cleavage to provide physical sexual stimulation of the penis.
She is weird, she didnt want to have sex or even touch it with her hands so she just gave me a bojob.
by sonofabird August 1, 2008
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boxjob

The noun form of eating a girl out. Roughly means cunnilingus.
"So I was givin this girl a boxjob right?..."
"You want a boxjob after this?"
"Eric owes me a boxjob for that one"
by Neight March 18, 2004
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Bobjob

The action of giving a "blowjob". Bobjob includes more motion of the head and thrusting of the neck.

See lemonparty.org for more details.
Harold: BITCH GIT DOWN THERE AND GIMME A BOBJOB

Milly: Okay.

Harold: Thanks.

Milly: Such a pleasure!
by Jimbobfancypants April 28, 2011
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Bonjobia

A mole that is commonly on the neck. Many people have moles on their neck's but this one is slightly larger than all the others. Many girls call their exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with them in the first place. Many exboyfriends are atleast slightly offended by this name but that means the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with Bon Jovi the singer/songwriter.
Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo unattractive.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.
by Turtlezzz23 October 29, 2011
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