bonejob

A classy and discreet way of refering to railing some random slut. Takes its name from its sister term, blowjob.

Tack: Dude, I totally gave some chick a serious bonejob last night."
Freeman: He's talking about sex!"

bonejob by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

bonejob

A person who acts like they have a degree from Harvard but clearly does not. Hates sports, rock, rap and secretly wishes it was socially acceptable to wear a kilt. Likes to hang in the woods and sing, opposed to getting drunk in a bar. Uses unnecessary, complicated words even when he orders food at McDonald's. Only drinks wine and port, because beer is way too pedestrian. Also challenges people to drinking contests, only to be puking and begging for God to spare his life by 8pm.

I invited a coworker to a case race, he claimed to be a drinking machine, but turned out to be a bonejob!

bonejob by broman1 December 13, 2009

bonejob appeal 

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

bonejob appeal by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025

Bonejob (Procedure)

A very complex and sophisticated medical procedure, in which, a patient (male, female, or other) uses surgery, performed by a professional, to medically enhance their boner and bonering abilities.

Nah, man. I cant go to the bar tonight. My bonerologist says I cant drink 24hrs before my bonejob (procedure).

Bonejob (Procedure) by Boner_Bob1972 February 13, 2026

Bonejode 

When your foreskin backs up over your noodle.

John - 'ohh damn, these trousers are so tight I got a bonejode'

Bonejode by Stylus UK February 10, 2008

bonejour

Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.

Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!

bonejour by D Rooster July 5, 2007

Bonejoy

The act of fucking an armpit.

Fancy having bonejoy?

Bonejoy by Lewis Newman May 30, 2008