bonejob

A classy and discreet way of refering to railing some random slut. Takes its name from its sister term, blowjob.

Tack: Dude, I totally gave some chick a serious bonejob last night."
Freeman: He's talking about sex!"

by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

bonejob

A person who acts like they have a degree from Harvard but clearly does not. Hates sports, rock, rap and secretly wishes it was socially acceptable to wear a kilt. Likes to hang in the woods and sing, opposed to getting drunk in a bar. Uses unnecessary, complicated words even when he orders food at McDonald's. Only drinks wine and port, because beer is way too pedestrian. Also challenges people to drinking contests, only to be puking and begging for God to spare his life by 8pm.

I invited a coworker to a case race, he claimed to be a drinking machine, but turned out to be a bonejob!

by broman1 December 13, 2009

bonejob appeal

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025