bowjob

Extremely tall woman who have to bow deeply, to be able to give a good blowjob.

“Margareth is so extremely tall that she has to bow deeply in order to be able to suck his cock. It seems more like a bowjob to me!

by Ronald R.J. Cools January 6, 2008

Bowjob

When you’re trying to be pure, so you only give a handjob with your elbow cavity, hence “BOWjob.

“Her arms are so long and floppy, she gives the best bowjobs in town!”

by Bowjob December 5, 2023

Steak And Bowjob day

I told my girl about this site and this day ... sure enough she invited me over on this day and left the computer screen on....we had just gotten into a fight and here was our chance to make up... she not only left the comp on but this defintion.... THANK YOU CANADIAN GUY.....I LOVE CANADIANS..... I'm about the happest 15 year old ever

The reason I love canadians

by I LUV CANADIANS December 26, 2004

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

steve blowjobs

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

Devil's Blowjob

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.

"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"

by Yemrot February 6, 2010