boboism 

the religion were A2 is god
he is also the pope of our religion
flow him he will help you with any bobo problem you might have

shit man this is bobo i need A2
boboism

boboism by A2 the fuckin god October 18, 2008

dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

BoBism 

A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.

Did you hear that Lasandra follows BoBism?

BoBism by Wubblu February 7, 2018

boobism 

The Religon of Loving Boobs. The main gods in this religon are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan in better days. Also Emo kids are immune to boobism explaining why there pants are so tight.

Anyman who is straight is a follower of boobism

boobism by STUART SMITH November 26, 2005

Bobbism 

The phenomena of being " Bob". BOB is a super masculin, hot, sexy, muscled and extremely well dressed man.

Look at that guy! Such bobbism!

Bobbism by Cycy Ch August 11, 2022

Bobism 

Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.

BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.

The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB

The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.

The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.

The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.

The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.

This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.

I don't really follow Christianity, but I support Bobism instead.

Bobism by Jaguar_Gamer6820 November 30, 2022