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booism

A highly fashionable cult led by the god of boo, he shows no mercy to none belivers, ofers protection from the slaping demon feeeesh. He is a mod god very up himself with unstopable hair and a huge arson of differnt looks and walks he does to impress lady followers of the religion.
Follower mod: "aaaagh! here comes the almighty feeesh!, run for your lives"

boo thy god: shut up feeesh!, shut up feeesh!, shut up feeesh! stay away from my religion (booism) follower! and my cult!
by follower 'o' boo October 19, 2008
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dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.
"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."
by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004
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dake-bonoism

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!
by skip November 7, 2002
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BoBism

A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.
Did you hear that Lasandra follows BoBism?
by Wubblu February 7, 2018
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boobism

The Religon of Loving Boobs. The main gods in this religon are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan in better days. Also Emo kids are immune to boobism explaining why there pants are so tight.
Anyman who is straight is a follower of boobism
by STUART SMITH November 26, 2005
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Broism

The art of being a "Bro"
The art of being a bro is the definition of Broism. Measured by the Brotractor.
by Chessey October 20, 2008
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Boism

The religion of Bo.
I am converting from Judaism to Boism.
by mrguy1 January 19, 2015
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