bobbith 

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

bobbith by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008

Bobbittize 

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.

When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !

Bobbittize by Juke Boxx Hero November 3, 2011

bobbitise 

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

bobbitise by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

bobbito 

Someone who's very laid back and chill. Gets LOTS of pussy on the daily and has a never ending dooby.

Damn you seen Bobbito last night? He had hella bitches.

bobbito by cvmslvt November 6, 2017

The Lorena Bobbit 

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital

The Lorena Bobbit by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Lorena Bobbit

When a women cuts off a man's penis.

"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"

Lorena Bobbit by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006

bobbit 

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

bobbit by Ainolketta February 18, 2005