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Verb describing penile amputation, especially when carried out by an amateur and soon followed by ejection of said organ out the window of a moving car. After the operation carried out by Lorena Bobbitt on her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.
You think you're a great lover boy, don't you? Well, if you don't swear blind you'll leave my wife alone, I'll bobbitt you!
bobbitt by Fearman August 14, 2007
To cut off a male's private part(s)
His wife was so angry at him, that she grabbed a knife and bobbitted him.
Bobbitt by SpongeRobert September 11, 2019
A male, that is heterosexual, that has a long rod and is good in bed
Girl 1: Heard you hit the club last night?

Girl 2: Yea, I met a Bobbitt!
Bobbitt by Who are you again November 14, 2011
An act in halo where a female player shoots the penis of the male halo player.
If you t-bag me again I'll bobbitt you!
bobbitt by Surfergirl08 April 7, 2008
A man with no penis.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt


bobbitt by bill the cat October 29, 2008

bobbitt punch 

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.
"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"
bobbitt punch by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

Bobbitt Plunderage 

Please keep your Bobbitt Plunderage inside your pants.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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