Ainolketta's definitions

douchebag

An insult referring to someone who is an idiot or of bad qualities.

That douchebag stole my car.

by Ainolketta March 9, 2005

Billie Jean

Anybody who is not Michael Jackson's lover.

Billie Jean is not my lover, scumbag!

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

weed

Slang for marijuana. Weed is most often smoked as an illegal drug all over the world.

That man was arrested for smoking weed.

by Ainolketta March 9, 2005

darth vader

Originally named Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader is the villain of a series of movies called Star Wars that began in the late 1970s. He wears a black outfit, and a very hiding mask. His distinctive breathing is present whenever he speaks. Most importantly, he is recognized for being the father of Luke Skywalker, a character in the film.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke Skywalker: He did...he said that you killed him.

Darth Vader: No, Luke. I AM your father.

by Ainolketta May 14, 2005

Quality Control

A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.

I hate your guts, quality control!

by Ainolketta January 28, 2007

bobbit

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

videogame

The way that adults, especially non-gamers, spell video game.

"Videogames are evil!" remarked Joe Liberman.

by Ainolketta March 23, 2005