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A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.
That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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one who cuts off the penis of their husband and/or significant other.
"omg i just pulled a bobbit ... i cut off my husband's wang!"
by Lorena April 20, 2005
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To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger
When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.
by Billy January 26, 2003
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to damage a mans genitils or penis severely
pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.
by dr. gay March 26, 2007
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Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.
"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."
by Diego August 15, 2003
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The tied-off knot on the end of a piece of sausage, or brat, that you cut off before eating.
"Hey, cut off the bobbit before you take a bite of that brat"

"Will do!"
by panacake5 October 03, 2009
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