58 definition by mcnuggetdestroyer

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Somebody who is oblivious to popular culture. They don't understand references to common music, movies, memes, etc.
Allen is an uncultured swine.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 04, 2018

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A rich, older man who “dates” a younger girl and buys her shiny things in exchange for sex.
Ugh! I want those louboutins. Better go get my sugar daddy!
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

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A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.
Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

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To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 03, 2018

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A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.
OMG he’s such a Luke P. Please save yourself and don’t go out with him.
by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019

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It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.
Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

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A guy masturbating and jacking off.
Noah is slapping the bag.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 03, 2018

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