Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough
I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.
by LostSoulColo69 February 05, 2018

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

by gigi q November 08, 2007

by Lorena April 20, 2005

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.
by Billy January 26, 2003

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge
by serendipitous October 18, 2012

pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.
by dr. gay March 31, 2007
