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bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching
1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011
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boardchow 

Small food particles and what not that collect in between the keyboard keys.
"No thanks, I don't need lunch. I'll just get some boardchow."
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The act of projectile vomiting as a result of something repulsive.
Awww honey, The thought of food right now makes me want to Bortch
Bortch by pawlawl91 March 22, 2010
To be fucking stupid and instead of calling someone a bitch you call them a bortch. You can also rhyme and create different words like fortch, dortch and clortch. You can also lengthen the word by saying things such as bortchy, bortcheesey, or glorbeetsy.
"Stop being such a dumb fucking bortch clortch bortchy"
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Danielle was a big boatch.
Boatch by Boatchy November 3, 2010