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Cross between a bitch and a bush pig
You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!
boartch by jjcm June 17, 2014
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bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching
1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011
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Josh Bartch Scam 

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.
"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."
Josh Bartch Scam by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022

boardchow 

Small food particles and what not that collect in between the keyboard keys.
"No thanks, I don't need lunch. I'll just get some boardchow."
boardchow by Robzilla April 9, 2003
The act of projectile vomiting as a result of something repulsive.
Awww honey, The thought of food right now makes me want to Bortch
Bortch by pawlawl91 March 22, 2010
To be fucking stupid and instead of calling someone a bitch you call them a bortch. You can also rhyme and create different words like fortch, dortch and clortch. You can also lengthen the word by saying things such as bortchy, bortcheesey, or glorbeetsy.
"Stop being such a dumb fucking bortch clortch bortchy"
Bortch by KIngBortcheesy December 13, 2016
Intentional misspelling of the word "biyatch" in order to get gullible friends to look it up. But really, the person who says it is just a boatch themselves.
Danielle was a big boatch.
Boatch by Boatchy November 3, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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