boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig

You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!

by jjcm June 17, 2014

bortchilism

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Josh Bartch Scam

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.

"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."

by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022

boardchow

Small food particles and what not that collect in between the keyboard keys.

"No thanks, I don't need lunch. I'll just get some boardchow."

by Robzilla April 9, 2003

Bortch

The act of projectile vomiting as a result of something repulsive.

Awww honey, The thought of food right now makes me want to Bortch

by pawlawl91 March 22, 2010

Bortch

To be fucking stupid and instead of calling someone a bitch you call them a bortch. You can also rhyme and create different words like fortch, dortch and clortch. You can also lengthen the word by saying things such as bortchy, bortcheesey, or glorbeetsy.

"Stop being such a dumb fucking bortch clortch bortchy"

by KIngBortcheesy December 13, 2016

Boatch

Intentional misspelling of the word "biyatch" in order to get gullible friends to look it up. But really, the person who says it is just a boatch themselves.

Danielle was a big boatch.

by Boatchy November 3, 2010