boardchow

Small food particles and what not that collect in between the keyboard keys.

"No thanks, I don't need lunch. I'll just get some boardchow."

by Robzilla April 9, 2003

boardchow

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass

Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.

by Anon. April 9, 2003

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Zombie Boardshop

The sickest shop in midwest for all your snowboard and skateboard needs Shawn is a G

Yo son lets roll up to zombie boardshop and see whats poppin wit some new snow gear.

by ShredTheSnowMN March 19, 2009

boardshort rash

That really painful chaffing that you get often after a day at the beach, when sand gets caught between your thigh and your boardshorts

Beachgoer 1: Mate I have fuken boardshort rash again!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!

by Bulbo December 21, 2007

Barchowski tchórz

Barchowski tchórz to czyn zniewagi wykonywany podczas seksu. Wymaga on wcześniejszego spożycia ciężkostrawnej potrawy wywołującej wzdęcia takiej jak bigos. Podczas pozycji na pieska trzeba donośnie beknąć, wyjąć penisa z odbytu i szybko się odwrócić plecami. Kiedy partner spojrzy do tyłu, należy puścić soczystego bąka prosto w twarz, ubrać się w pośpiechu i uciec.

Wczoraj po gastro w łóżku był u mnie barchowski tchórz i Anka ze mną zerwała...

by Dynx18 October 13, 2022