Glay-hole

I’ve fallen into a glay-hole. Do you know that a western Antarctic glacier is releasing 2.16 billion tonnes of ice into the ocean every year because of climate change?
by jjcm December 05, 2023
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Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend
Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “
by jjcm November 08, 2021
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Derd

Dumb nerd. Someone who looks, dresses, and behaves like a nerd but doesn’t have a very good job.
I saw Rhonda playing Pokémon go in the city last Thursday. “Get a job Rhonda you derd”.
by jjcm July 07, 2019
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Nolidays

Days that are not holidays; during the school/university/college term/semester; work days when you aren't on annual leave
1. Zeb: I love the holidays
Mum: same, let's call the days that are not holidays the nolidays
Zeb: nolidays suck
Mum: tell me, nolidays are the worst

2. Yayness, only one more week of nolidays until it's the holidays!
by jjcm September 20, 2014
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boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig
You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!
by jjcm June 18, 2014
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