Derd

Dumb nerd. Someone who looks, dresses, and behaves like a nerd but doesn’t have a very good job.

I saw Rhonda playing Pokémon go in the city last Thursday. “Get a job Rhonda you derd”.

by jjcm July 06, 2019

boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig

You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!

by jjcm June 17, 2014

Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 07, 2021

Glay-hole

The depressive dissociation one feels over climate change

I’ve fallen into a glay-hole. Do you know that a western Antarctic glacier is releasing 2.16 billion tonnes of ice into the ocean every year because of climate change?

by jjcm December 04, 2023

Nolidays

Days that are not holidays; during the school/university/college term/semester; work days when you aren't on annual leave

1. Zeb: I love the holidays
Mum: same, let's call the days that are not holidays the nolidays
Zeb: nolidays suck
Mum: tell me, nolidays are the worst

2. Yayness, only one more week of nolidays until it's the holidays!

by jjcm September 20, 2014