Derd

Dumb nerd. Someone who looks, dresses, and behaves like a nerd but doesn’t have a very good job.

I saw Rhonda playing Pokémon go in the city last Thursday. “Get a job Rhonda you derd”.

by jjcm July 06, 2019

Glay-hole

The depressive dissociation one feels over climate change

I’ve fallen into a glay-hole. Do you know that a western Antarctic glacier is releasing 2.16 billion tonnes of ice into the ocean every year because of climate change?

by jjcm December 04, 2023

Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 07, 2021

Nolidays

Days that are not holidays; during the school/university/college term/semester; work days when you aren't on annual leave

1. Zeb: I love the holidays
Mum: same, let's call the days that are not holidays the nolidays
Zeb: nolidays suck
Mum: tell me, nolidays are the worst

2. Yayness, only one more week of nolidays until it's the holidays!

by jjcm September 20, 2014

boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig

You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!

by jjcm June 17, 2014