boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

boardroom banana by The Spike February 21, 2007

boardroom boner 

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

boardroom boner by P90SEX June 10, 2016

Boardroom Shuffle 

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.

***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"

Boardroom Shuffle by Carlo89 February 28, 2013

boardroom suggestion 

A meme where what we can assume the manager is asking everybody what they should do about a topic, the first 2 people say things that are normally hated by the community and the last person says something the community would like but he gets thrown out the window by the boss instead

Boss: Alright team if we want the wii u to be a succesful entertainment platform, we need to include key features
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*

boardroom suggestion by Cobja March 11, 2018

Boardroom Browner 

When having a 3-Way in a boardroom and you shit on one of the participants forehead.

Yesterday after the quarterly meeting we did a Boardroom Browner.

Boardroom Browner by TNA Drinks January 27, 2024

Smells So Good In A Boardroom 

The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.

Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.

Smells So Good In A Boardroom by Mike109999 March 13, 2022

italian boardroom 

Sauna

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.

italian boardroom by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013