Definitions by P90SEX

boardroom boner 

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

boardroom boner by P90SEX June 10, 2016

garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007