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Upper Dutch Blumkin
the combination of an
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011
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Amir Blumenfeld
An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com
person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."
Amir Blumenfeld by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009
Bludington
Somewhere in between blud and bro.
A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011
blurine
cloudy urine, such as the first piss right after plowing some broad or after a long night of getting really fucked up on some hardcore chemicals, such as lsd or trittles.
blurine by Wild Drunken Bill August 16, 2008
bhumin
A reliable person who will be there for you 24*7
He is fond of traveling and is a true wanderlust. Believes in enjoying life and doesn't care about your political opinions. Will cook you steak if you're a conservative, and vegan cheese samosa if you're a liberal.
A strong believer of keeping friends forever happy and maintains a good relationship with his Professors.
Women want to be with Bhumin but Bhumin is too busy for love, he is enjoying life right now as you're reading this, with scotch in one hand and hard boiled eggs in the other, like a true suburban gentleman.
He is fond of traveling and is a true wanderlust. Believes in enjoying life and doesn't care about your political opinions. Will cook you steak if you're a conservative, and vegan cheese samosa if you're a liberal.
A strong believer of keeping friends forever happy and maintains a good relationship with his Professors.
Women want to be with Bhumin but Bhumin is too busy for love, he is enjoying life right now as you're reading this, with scotch in one hand and hard boiled eggs in the other, like a true suburban gentleman.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that classy guy at College who got laid with that hot blonde Prof. McKenzie?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! Heard she got Bhumined by his killer looks the moment he entered her office"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! Heard she got Bhumined by his killer looks the moment he entered her office"
bhumin by GhostFarts2 June 29, 2018