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An itchy irritated anus, often infected and malodorous.
That filthy bum smells like a Blumin!
blumin by BoBoDobbsO July 3, 2024
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Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
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Amir Blumenfeld 

An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com
person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."
Amir Blumenfeld by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009

Bludington 

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.
Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011
cloudy urine, such as the first piss right after plowing some broad or after a long night of getting really fucked up on some hardcore chemicals, such as lsd or trittles.
my blurine isn't supposed to have a green tinto to it like that.
blurine by Wild Drunken Bill August 16, 2008
A reliable person who will be there for you 24*7

He is fond of traveling and is a true wanderlust. Believes in enjoying life and doesn't care about your political opinions. Will cook you steak if you're a conservative, and vegan cheese samosa if you're a liberal.

A strong believer of keeping friends forever happy and maintains a good relationship with his Professors.

Women want to be with Bhumin but Bhumin is too busy for love, he is enjoying life right now as you're reading this, with scotch in one hand and hard boiled eggs in the other, like a true suburban gentleman.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that classy guy at College who got laid with that hot blonde Prof. McKenzie?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! Heard she got Bhumined by his killer looks the moment he entered her office"
bhumin by GhostFarts2 June 29, 2018

Self-Blumping 

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-Blumping by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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