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Bludington 

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.
Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011
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bluffington 

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.
Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"
bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Boddingtons 

-The drink of Gods, it's creamy head is heaven for your tastebuds.
-Also known as a 'Boddy' a 'B-Train' and 'Boddy-Fresh'
Damn, I just drank a creamy Boddingtons and i'm feeling fly-ass!!
Boddingtons by Fantum May 11, 2011

Bulkington 

A large village "the largest around according to local residents" in warwickshire. Also known as "bulko" to the young. It has many amenities you would expect such as a chippy, corner shop, pub and drug dealers, one of which was recently brutally murdered. Typical youth culture of thinking they are ghetto but living in lovely rural countryside.
Chav: Ahhh blaaad Bulkington is so ghetto I rep these streets.
Local adult: Be quiet boy and go climb a tree or something.
Bulkington by bulkyboy December 16, 2011

beddington 

Brother of Paddington Bear, Beddingtons life got off to a bad start as his brother was appreciated more than he.

Beddington has long black hair with pink roots and unfortunately suffers from hairloss, often when he is insulted or upsetugh which he introduces himself.

Beddington is in a band called "Beddington's Band". (Backing musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain). Hits include "I am Beddy","Beddington is me" and "I am Beddington".

Beddington smashed a tv shop window after seeing his brother on the screen in the window. He was tried and released on special measures. Beddington then left Paddington on Paddington Station.

He has a friend, calld kloot.
"I am called Beddington."
beddington by emily scarrott July 14, 2006

Ludington 

Ludington is a small tourist town in Western Michigan consisting of plenty of sex offenders, alcoholics, rich people, and poor people. In the Winter, residents usually have nothing better to do but go to a bar downtown and drink. The teenagers of Ludington usually go to parties and drink, smoke pot, and have sex. In the Summer, there are many "Fudgies" (Michigan Tourists). People go the Ludington's nice beaches during the day and party at night. Ludington is also well-known for it's wide variety of MIP's, DUI's, and Sexual Offenders. It's not as bad as Baldwin though.
"Lets go to Ludington and visit it's beautiful state park and take the SS Badger Car Ferry to Wisconsin!"

Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.
The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.
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