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blumpnasty 

Receiving a rim job while taking a poo.
Bob Saget gave the most outrageous blumpnasty to Condoleezza Rice, you couldn't even clean it up with a spoon!
blumpnasty by Jeffers January 13, 2005
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The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.
I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.
Bluming by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015

blurinate 

To urinate whilst discharging blood.
"I think I should go to the doctor, I just went to go pee and instead I blurinated."

"I got kicked so hard in the nuts, I thought I was going to blurinate!"
blurinate by Aerosurfer March 27, 2009

Blaminator 

www.blaminator.co.uk is one of the best websites around. It is ran by 15 year olds and has hardly any members but it is good because it is here. Here meaning 'urban dictionary'
Me: Hey, have you heard about this new 'blaminator' thing?

You: No

Me: OK then, have a nice day.
Blaminator by Blaminator June 30, 2004

blumkinated 

(verb) having received a blumkin, often in a particularly satisfying manor; see blumkin
person one "dude, sarah totally blumkinated me yesterday."

person two "dude, awesome."
"Blamina" is the amount of blow job stamina one possesses.
"My gf has great blamina! She can give me head like a porn star, like really trying to get the juice out, for a good 45 minutes."
Blamina by Cbenz37 April 3, 2015