Bluming

The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.

I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.

by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015

Bluming

Preforming the art of Ejaculation, edging, and gooning. Typically preformed while staring at a rather large Blum bunda.

I think I'm going to Blum
“Blum Jewish”, I’m bouta Blum

Watch out I might Blum
Look at him he is Bluming

by Taint sniffer February 26, 2024

Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

by goldspanner October 22, 2011

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

Body Blaming

Blaming someone for their body traits. The act of discriminating someone with abnormalities in their body.

"It is your fault you can't reach the top shelf. You're short after all." Body Blaming

Body blaming is worst than body shaming.

by ill ness November 9, 2021

Blueing In

So high that you pasted greening out, past the greenzone, INTO the bluezone. Blueing In. Anything trips you out in the blue zone.

DAMN I think Jeff is blueing in. I wish I was there right now.

by Shagey420 March 18, 2011

video blaming

the act of blaming everything for making you not do well in a videogame.

Guy 1: dude WTF my dog just walked by me and made me die.

Guy 2: quit your video blaming you just suck.

by Peter J. and Jack W. October 15, 2010