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blueteething 

The phase when you become acquainted with the fact that people on wireless headsets aren't talking to you.
Whenever someone was having a conversation while using a bluetooth headset I would respond to them, which was often awkward after both they and I realized my gaffe. That blueteething period passed and now I can discern when I'm actually being spoken to.
blueteething by Jason86 January 20, 2009
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bluetoothing 

The act of peeing without the assistance/guidance/aim of your hand
Derrick had to pee, but couldn't use his hands, so he was bluetoothing it.
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bluetoothing 

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.
bluetoothing by breeves84 March 7, 2009

bluetoothing 

The social act of exchanging files, information, and what else is in your mobile phone or PDA through the use of bluetooth} file transfer technology.
Joe: Hey guys, what do you think of this?
Jane and Jill: Don't disturb us. Don't you see we are bluetoothing?
bluetoothing by Mac Manchego July 7, 2008

Bluetoothing 

A dangerous drug trend called “bluetoothing,” in which people inject themselves with the blood of other drug users to get a cheap high, is contributing to spikes in HIV rates in infection hot spots around the world.

After researching the legitimacy of this claim I've had confirmation that this is in fact a drug trend... yall need help, please seek it.
Drug addicts have been spotted bluetoothing for a cheap high.
Bluetoothing by B_ScarberryWV October 11, 2025

Bluetoothing

Putting a bluetooth speaker in your mouth and blasting W.A.P while you aggressively jerk off your best friend
Jeffery: Dude I totally bluetoothed jake last night
John: no fucking way!!! I have always wanted to do that to jake
Jeffery: yeah bluetoothing someone is so fun
Bluetoothing by Vincent ree November 17, 2025