bluetoothing

The act of peeing without the assistance/guidance/aim of your hand

Derrick had to pee, but couldn't use his hands, so he was bluetoothing it.

by Carbohydrate James March 16, 2011

bluetoothing

doing something hands-free.

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.

by breeves84 March 7, 2009

bluetoothing

The social act of exchanging files, information, and what else is in your mobile phone or PDA through the use of bluetooth} file transfer technology.

Joe: Hey guys, what do you think of this?
Jane and Jill: Don't disturb us. Don't you see we are bluetoothing?

by Mac Manchego July 7, 2008

Bluetoothing

A dangerous drug trend called “bluetoothing,” in which people inject themselves with the blood of other drug users to get a cheap high, is contributing to spikes in HIV rates in infection hot spots around the world.

After researching the legitimacy of this claim I've had confirmation that this is in fact a drug trend... yall need help, please seek it.

Drug addicts have been spotted bluetoothing for a cheap high.

by B_ScarberryWV October 11, 2025

Bluetoothing

Putting a bluetooth speaker in your mouth and blasting W.A.P while you aggressively jerk off your best friend

Jeffery: Dude I totally bluetoothed jake last night
John: no fucking way!!! I have always wanted to do that to jake
Jeffery: yeah bluetoothing someone is so fun

by Vincent ree November 17, 2025

Bluetoothin'

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.

Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.

by Natasia March 23, 2007

Blue-toothing

The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted to you.
It is a contrast of being on a blind date.
Blue-toothing is generally used on trains and busses.

"I met bobby via blue-toothing"

"I heard about Blue-toothing in a magazine, and I decided to give it a try, and I sent that picture of me, you know the one where I'm wearing my nurses outfit?, I sent it to the guy with the bluetooth name <<xxJimmyxx>>, hoping it was the rather fitt guy who was sat infront of me on the bus... well it was. and we got talking... and OH MY GOD! {girlish rant about nothingness}

by Nitrosamine December 23, 2007