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Bluefacer 

A big penis, preferably a 12 inch. Named after the rapper “ blueface “
Last night she was telling me how I was packing a bluefacer
Bluefacer by SteveTheBoss February 20, 2022

BlueFace 

Used by rappers and hip-hop artists referring to the blue face of Benjamin Franklin on the 100 dollar bill, not the rapper blueface
Every single dollar in this band got a blueface - Polo G
BlueFace by thatguy93794 January 22, 2019

BlueWatered 

The act of failing to follow-through on the deployment of a very large and expensive supercomputer, potentially due to insufficient budgeting and technical review.

The term is a reference to IBM's withdrawal from the NSF/UIUC/NCSA contract to build the Blue Waters supercomputer due to the excessive cost of the final design relative to the contract value.
We better make sure that the machine we try to buy can actually be built for that price, otherwise we'll get BlueWatered.
BlueWatered by BigNerd February 20, 2014

Bluefacing

When out with friends, or on a date and a person spends the entire time txting or on their phone.
"How was your date?"
"It sucked, she was bluefacing me the whole night."
Bluefacing by Brian9000 April 4, 2009

Bluebaberry 

Blueberry found in the middle eastern countries of europe.
"I found the Bluebaberry on the Bluebaberry Bush south of Nice, France
Bluebaberry by Chase1597 November 24, 2011

bluewatermelon 

Father of many children from unidentified mothers. has a support system of aunts to help him shirk his fatherly duties off on.
Papa Bluewatermelon is amazing
bluewatermelon by Time Devil October 31, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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