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blue balling 

To tease something or someone into expecting something that doesn't actually happen, most commonly used in reference to when a guy thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up getting none (see Blue Balls
"Are you actually gonna do it this time or are you just blue balling again?"
blue balling by SolSightWard June 14, 2018

blue ballin

BJ stopped mid-BJ.
"man dog i had this girl over and she had to leave... damn man she left me totaly blue ballin.
blue ballin by Nahojay&Nancy December 9, 2008

Blue balling 

A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.

We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.

I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
Blue balling by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013

Blue Balling 

1. A painful sensation felt when a man is constantly aroused without ejaculating or when ejaculating three or four times over a short period

2. The painful feeling of all your sperm fighting their way out of your penis, usually occurs when girl stops during sexual intercourse before the man ejaculates
1. Last night I was in the middle of banging Amy when her parents came in, I was blue balling for an hour after that.

2. Have you ever tried to wank off as many times as you could and until it hurts... that is blue balling
Blue Balling by Dick Ng January 29, 2009

blue balling 

To screw over your friends in a way that breaks the first law of man. Bros before hos.
Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be over for beers later...oh sheite just got a text from Emily...I'll see you tomorrow

Guy 2: Your freaking blue balling me!
blue balling by Bill-o July 7, 2008

blue ballin'

if something is the opposite of "ballin" its "blue ballin'"
someone who thinks they are the sh*t, but really is not, is blue ballin'!

something that is the opposite of something that is really quite ballin would be "blue ballin'"

like : that sh*t is blue ballin' dogg!
blue ballin' by Matty Stevens February 13, 2009
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