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Blowshit 

When you take a shit and the shit is wet and it splatters all over the toilet bowl.
Man I'm telling you the person behind me blowshit his pants.
Blowshit by Shit McMurphy June 8, 2011
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Blogshitter 

Blogshitter (n) Web equivalent of your conventional bullshitter. One who blogs endless torrents of mindless bullshit for the purpose of ....flat out lying, shit-stirring, sparking worthless debate and/or provoking reaction to the vast hordes of numbskulls stupid enough to bite.
Yeah I saw that, can you believe that dude he is such a blogshitter!
Blogshitter by UnitUK September 1, 2009

Blowshits 

Another word for diarrhea.
Dood! I ate Taco Bell last night and OMG! I killed the toilet with the worst case of blowshits ever!
Blowshits by ThaBigCheesy1 January 28, 2010
An expression used beyond the word “bullshit” to emphasize something that is nonsensical or more than false. !
That politician is not just making up bullshit but beyond that it’s complete “bowshit!”
Bowshit by Fedup December 26, 2019

baowshit 

derived from bullshit, used by heartlake asians but originally said by Brian Nguyen
mock trial

teacher: we find mr. hugglepuff guilty.
brian: THAS BAOWSHIT!
baowshit by 905bwoi April 21, 2004

blowshimselfupdude

An act of retreat; to run to fans or friends for help after privately having a conversation with another individual whom no one else needs to be involved with
"Eric pulled a blowshimselfupdude after the marijuana discussion"
blowshimselfupdude by redmaroon1 August 19, 2009

Blowshitupopoligist 

A word describing SJW s who think ISISN'T and the talaban are good people for blowing shit up
Those damn blowshitupopoligists are saying to stop blaming Islamic attacks on Islam, absolute retards
Blowshitupopoligist by ISISN'T March 4, 2019
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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