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blowjandy 

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.
Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.
blowjandy by noremac October 19, 2012
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Blowjay Simpson 

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.
I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.
Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.
"I am going to give you the best blowjay."
blowjay by fbmkink January 12, 2008

blowjanski 

An off beat or sublte synonym for blow job. A term for fellatio commonly used by douchebags.
" I totally got a blowjanski from this broad I met at the bar"
blowjanski by dgiles January 11, 2009

Blowjanglels

This is a slaying term for a whore house
My friend and me were at Blowjanglels last night for 5 hours
Blowjanglels by Asian Toad June 23, 2011
Something Rachel Tice gave to every boy in the school in the popular Barbie Drama show, Most Popular Girl In School or MPGIS.
Rachel: "But I fucking gave every boy a blowjay"
Mackenzie: "That doesn't make you popular, it makes you a whore"
blowjay by durdew August 10, 2017
A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.
Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
blowjay by scodder October 31, 2012
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