Blowjanus

To be bogus or incorrect.

That information you gave me was completely Blowjanus.

by Morgan Carls Jr. May 22, 2010

blowpantski

A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")

Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.

by Big Nast of F.P. Crew March 3, 2009

blowjandy

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.

Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.

by noremac October 19, 2012

blowjanski

An off beat or sublte synonym for blow job. A term for fellatio commonly used by douchebags.

" I totally got a blowjanski from this broad I met at the bar"

by dgiles January 11, 2009

Blowjanglels

This is a slaying term for a whore house

My friend and me were at Blowjanglels last night for 5 hours

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

blownanas

A great blow job. Ex. That BJ I got last night from that bar whore was blownanas!

I've recieved tons of blowjobs but Sophia's are always the best, you might say they are blownanas.

by Madstabber May 22, 2014

Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus

When the blow job is prematurely interrupted right before you climax because the blow job-giver wonders if you are enjoying the blow job.

Man she gave me another Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus, I was about to come when she raised her head and asked me If I am liking the head.

by Pontificator October 10, 2011