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Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.
"I am going to give you the best blowjay."
blowjay by fbmkink January 12, 2008
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Something Rachel Tice gave to every boy in the school in the popular Barbie Drama show, Most Popular Girl In School or MPGIS.
Rachel: "But I fucking gave every boy a blowjay"
Mackenzie: "That doesn't make you popular, it makes you a whore"
blowjay by durdew August 10, 2017
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A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.
Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
blowjay by scodder October 31, 2012
The act of giving a female oral sex through her panties. Not as cool as you might think.
She tastes pretty bad so I usually draw the line at blowjay.
blowjay by Van Hammersly December 7, 2004
A type of bird, normally found in Alabama, that flies about looking for men (ages 13-69) with their pants off to swoop down and give a rapid dry blowjob.
Big Joe should watch out while working on the farm, there is a swarm of blowjays around.
BlowJay by Cannonbomb10 October 29, 2018

Blowjay Simpson 

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.
I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.
A thing, most frequently (but not limited to) a song, that one particularly admires.
Ooh...This slow jam is my blowjam!
Blowjam by Stujboy August 28, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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