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a fag that no one likes or can trust someone that everyone just wants to beat the crap out of
Total gay wad with a dick that moves to the side and person who cannot keep a secret and everyone hates him. also describes a guy that is a cock sucker a blouin cannot be anyone cool they are gay untrustworthy wigger faggs also they are wiggers
blouin by chitownboi June 22, 2008
a faggot pussy ass bitch that thinks hes an amazing skate boarder. he truthfully sucks large dick. he thinks hes a pimp but hes actually a blimp. he pms.
did you see that kid faceplant at the skatepark?
yeah he was a straight up blouin.
blouin by v to the c June 20, 2008
Communications class is a Blouin class. Who the hell majors in it?
Blouin by Denis Pederson April 13, 2010

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott
blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

Blowing a Raspberry

Blowing a raspberry or strawberry or making a Bronx cheer is to make a noise signifying derision, real or feigned. It is made by placing the tongue between the lips and blowing, making a sound redolent of flatulence. In the terminology of phonetics, this sound can be described as an unvoiced linguolabial trill . It is never used in human language phonemically (i.e., to be used as a building block of words), but it is widely used across human cultures.

Nomenclature varies: in the United States, Bronx cheer is sometimes used; otherwise, there and in other English-speaking countries, it is known as a raspberry, rasp or razz – the origin of which is an instance of rhyming slang, in which the non-rhyming part of a rhyming phrase is used as a synonym. In this case, "raspberry tart" rhymes with "fart". It was first recorded in 1890.

A Raspberry Pattern or The Raspberry Pattern represents the form that the mouth takes as it produces a noise similar to that created by flatulence, similar to that of gas as it is passed through the rectum.

The term "Bronx cheer" is used sarcastically because it is not a cheer; it is used to show disapproval. The term originated as a reference to the sound used by some spectators in Yankee Stadium, located in the Bronx, New York City.
Dan: Did Lisa flatulate?
Alex: No, it was Ruth, she was blowing a raspberry

blowing the cookie monster 

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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