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Blossume usually refer to wholesome and troublesome human , normally girls.

See blossum

Person 1 : Have you seen Person 3's puppy?! She is so cute ~
Person 2 : Hmm.. That puppy looks like mine . But my puppy is lost ..
Person 3 : *Sweating*
Person 2 : You are quite a blossume gurl ! GIB ME BAK MA PUPPY

blossume by nenowo May 15, 2020

Words you can keep

Volcanic Milky Blossum

This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.

When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.

Volcanic Milky Blossum by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Related Words

blossume • Blossomed • Blossomer • Blossum • Bossume • Donk-Blossum • Volcanic Milky Blossum • blossom eater

Blossomed

When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.

I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.

Blossomed by Incogni December 15, 2020

Bossume

Being a Boss and Awesome at the same time.

That guy's bossume if he can get laid and drunk and remember what happened last night!

Bossume by I like this site March 16, 2010

Blossum

Basically a girl with a very sexy appearance. No matter what you do she's always going to be on your mind. You don't care how much you creep on her photo's even when she's into another guy, you want it and you want it now.

Guy: "Damn...Wish I could find me a Blossum"
Girl: "Wish i was Blossum.."
Guy: "Bitch..."

Blossum by Hoomoosaapien April 13, 2011

Blossomer

A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.

Jenny is such a blossomer, just because shes finally hot doesn't mean she can rub it in our face!

Blossomer by jogape August 20, 2013

Donk-Blossum

It is similar to the act of "Ass Spu-lanking"
It is a sensual way of popping the "Butt Cherry"

"Guess who did some Donk-Blossuming this weekend"

"No way dude!!!"

"Yea way, it was mary-ann, i popped that Butt cherry"

Donk-Blossum by jacky son-son April 26, 2009

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026