Blossomed
When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.
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Whore Blossom
Whore Blossom by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014
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Blossomed • Blossomer • Blossom Dance • blossom eater • blow some dank • blossom • bossome • Bloomed • Blowsome • blossoming flower
cheryl blossom
THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty
"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
cheryl blossom by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 9, 2020
Orange Blossom Trail
Orange Blossom Trail by Krabby Patty secret formula July 31, 2018
orange blossom special
The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.
"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"
orange blossom special by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005
blossom amor
1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
blossom amor by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016
Taint Blossom
A hairy taint.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
Taint Blossom by Maxi G March 10, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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