Blorft 

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

Blorft by Madster57 May 12, 2011

blorft 

To be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

A word coined by Tina Fey in Bossypants.

I was totally blorft when I met Tina Fey.

blorft by harmless drudge June 5, 2011

Blorft 

A word made up by Tina Fey in her autobiography called Bossypants where she says the word means to be completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reaching to the stress with the torpor of a possum.

I was a little exited but mostly blorft.

Blorft by Michelliephant June 1, 2011

blortmanteau 

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

blortmanteau by rxnxr October 16, 2009

blort 

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

blort by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

Blorf 

The act of consuming too much delicious food.

She sat there breathing heavily, unable to button her pants, in full blorf state after consuming yet another plate of sushi.

Blorf by joey cusack 2nd July 19, 2019

blortwharf 

the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny.

BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be pissed when he sees the paint peeling of his car.

blortwharf by sereph192k March 17, 2008